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ONE FORTY PLUS: Steve.

jhnmyr:

I wanted to share with you a memory of my friend Steve Jobs, a memory that in the days since his passing has come to represent how great of a guy he was, and how good he was to me.

I first met Steve in 2003, over the phone, when I cold-called him to tell him I was a devout fan of all things Apple…

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chadleymacguff: kaysunshine: emjaaay: miguelofthedark: When a thief forced you to take money from the ATM, do not argue or resist, you might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your PIN in the reverse…Eg: If your PIN is 1234, you punch 4321.The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out, but will be stuck into the machine half way out and it will alert the police without the notice of the thief.Every ATM has it; It is specially made to signify danger and help. Not everyone is aware of this. Reblog this and share to your friends. From the pictures I thought this was going to be a story about rape

chadleymacguff:

kaysunshine:

emjaaay:

miguelofthedark:

When a thief forced you to take money from the ATM, do not argue or resist, you might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your PIN in the reverse…

Eg: If your PIN is 1234, you punch 4321.

The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out, but will be stuck into the machine half way out and it will alert the police without the notice of the thief.

Every ATM has it; It is specially made to signify danger and help. Not everyone is aware of this. Reblog this and share to your friends.

From the pictures I thought this was going to be a story about rape

(Source: heyfunniest)

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I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken. I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

declanspreadbury:

schnan:

bellatrixfuckinglestrange:

punchyaface:

fuckyeahndasian:

logoleptic:

californiadaydreaming:

hayreeriree:

erroric:

p3n1s:

anyway-anyhow-anywhere:

 Jesus, I love you.

CAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER GET A MEDAL

so I started feeling bad for this person…. and then I read the end

holy fuck did i get fooled.

okay wow. this was good.

haaa…

TEARS OMG

AHAHHA WOAHHHHHH MINDDD FUCK

OH.MY.GOD…this was amazing

Fucking hell! BRAVO!

(Source: alexisneo)

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3/21/2006 12:37PM-1:01PM, first tweet and inviting coworkers

me:
okay. i'm going to delete everyone, then invite you.
Biz:
okay sounds good
okay, that worked!
me:
nice. now, don't invite anyone yet.
Biz:
changing your name needs to be more obvious
okay
me:
it didn't ask you to signup?
oh, dang. that's a bug.
Biz:
no. okay cool!
me:
did it just go down for you?
Biz:
yah
me:
should be back up.
i'm going to delete you again, and have you go through the process again.
Biz:
okay
me:
okay. try that.
it's cool. i can follow your number right away.
so once you update, i get something.
Biz:
okay hold on
shite
got an error
gonna try again
me:
what error?
Biz:
application error when I pressed "done" on the name/pin page
quitting browser trying again
hmm still getting it
is it cause i already been here?
me:
let me look.
oh, i see the problem. i'll fix it.
Biz:
ok
me:
okay, try now. same pin
Biz:
ok
nice!
so easy and smooth
me:
nice!
what do you think about that sms invite message for now
Biz:
thats gotta be the easiest invite sign up ever
message is good
me:
wanted to start inviting the odeo people, and had to put in the user/pass
is that clear?
Biz:
yah
me:
cool. okay. now we can start the invites :)
Biz:
awesome
how should we do it?
willy nilly?
me:
yeah!
Biz:
okay!

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Andu havin fun: In trafic....

andu:

O femeie foarte frumoasa are un accident destul de grav: masina ei se ciocneste cu a unui barbat. Masinile lor nu mai sunt decat niste epave. Se tarasc, deci, afara din gramezile de fiare respective si femeia intra in vorba:
- Dumneavoastra sunteti un barbat iar eu o femeie. Uitati-va putin la…